The Carnivore's Guide to Cleansing

  The Carnivore's Guide to Cleansing

 

Congratulations to you dedicated cleansers out there who committed to give up (insert food group here...meat, dairy, gluten, caffeine, alcohol, sugar) in order to gain more energy, better focus, and spiritual insights while releasing toxins, food addictions, as well as that bulging muffin top.  I lost count of the number of conversations I have had whereby a sweet, well-intentioned wife contemplated a viable strategy to get her husband to join her in "eating clean".  If none of the aforementioned benefits are effective, I wanted to pass along some good sales strategies.  See below.

1.       Tell him that cleansing the body is just like cleaning his car engine.  When the engine is dirty, it uses more gas per mile.  When your body is clogged with toxins, it is running inefficiently.  A clean digestive system needs less food to maintain the same level of activity.  (Note:  you may actually SAVE MONEY at the grocery store because you'll be eating less food.)

2.       Former Chiefs tight-end, Tony Gonzalez, would NOT have risked a five-year contract and millions on the line in order to optimize his health and performance when he began a plant-based diet four years ago.  (We know your husband probably isn't playing at the NFL level, but he is...in his own mind.  Cleansing can help him relive those glory days in his fast-pitch softball league, the church basketball team, or even his Xbox 360 NCAA Football game.)

3.       He Can Bring Sexy Back!  Check out our news clip and watch for Conveniently Natural Chef "Dancing Bobby"...who used to be an uncoordinated, rhythm-less white guy relegated to the corner during family weddings while everyone else did the Electric Slide with ease.  After cleaning up his diet, he brings the funk to the dance floor and rocks some serious flair in our kitchen.  Yes, of course, the "Sprinkler" and "Running Man" will never go out of style, but just think what a stud he could be at that next high school reunion...


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